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Previously on Bob Hearts Abishola...
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Ah, my son.
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E kaabo, Dad.
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Look at you.
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You are a man now.
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You both have become too American.
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Because that is where you dragged us,
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and it is where you left us.
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Dele is my son.
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That is true, but do not forget,
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I am the one raising him.
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And for you, Auntie...
a matching gele, handmade in Lagos.
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Ooh! Thank you, Tayo.
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When I wear this to church,
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all the ladies will
pray for my downfall.
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Oh. This will fit like a glove.
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I don't see you in months,
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and you know exactly how
much weight I have gained.
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Is bringing gifts
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to your ex-wife's
family a cultural thing?
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It is a me thing.
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Great. Then it's not offensive
that I think it's weird.
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Someone is jealous they
didn't get a fancy shirt.
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I didn't realize it was
so easy to buy your love.
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Well, now you know.
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- I'm gonna go see how Abishola's doing.
- When you come back,
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I will tell you about my promotion.
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Your promotion?! How exciting!
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What's the Yoruba word for
"pain in the ass"?
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It is just one dinner.
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With fabulous, Nigerian prizes!
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We will get through this.
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Tayo will spend some time with his son,
and then he'll be gone.
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I came in here to bitch about him.
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When you don't help, I look petty.
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He wants his presence to bother me,
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so I will not give him the satisfaction.
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All right, I'll stop talking trash.
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No, no, no. I like it.
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Then let's go out there and deal
with that ass-kissing blowhard.
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Okay.
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Ah, you are just in time.
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We have exciting news.
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Tell us what we've won!
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You are going to be
seeing a lot more of me.
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Tayo is moving to Detroit!
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No!
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We'll be right back.
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There is no good reason
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Tayo would come back after 12 years.
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Why is he doing this to me?
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Isn't he here because of his promotion?
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You're right, Gloria.
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Of course it is that simple.
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Obviously, he's here to ruin your life.
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What are you talking about?
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He is jealous of how happy you are.
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You have a successful husband,
a promising career
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and a sexy best friend.
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And he's determined to take it all away.
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Or he's just here to start his new job.
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Abishola, don't listen to her.
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She's just trying to calm you down.
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He has already started
turning my family against me.
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Auntie and Uncle love him.
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He's coming after the
people you love the most,
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which must mean I am next.
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Will you stop?
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I am helping!
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You're making her paranoid.
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Gloria,
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if you were about to
be eaten by a snake,
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would you want your best friend
to stop that from happening,
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or would you want them to say,
"Oh, no, it's okay.
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The snake is just here for work"?
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Sweetie, you really think that
man uprooted his whole life
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and moved here just to mess with you?
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Yes, Gloria, we think there is a chance!
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Oh, my God!
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It is beautiful.
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When I wear it, all the women at church
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will pray for my downfall.
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The worst part of divorcing Abishola
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was that I lost access to
your fantastic cooking.
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That is a tragedy.
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Tayo.
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Ah. Hello.
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What are you doing in my house?
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Just catching up with Mummy.
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She is my mummy.
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Oh, Abishola,
there is plenty of Mummy to go around.
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You cooked dinner for him?
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You know how much she loves to spoil me.
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It was the least I could do
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after you bought me that lovely dress.
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Another gift.
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You are like an uninvited Santa Claus.
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It is so nice to have a man in
the house who has an appetite.
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- Bob is so skinny now.
- Is he sick?
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No, he is not sick.
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I was wondering the same thing.
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I would love to see you in this, Mummy.
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You should try it on.
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Good idea.
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You will take pictures for my Instagram.
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My followers deserve a treat.
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Okay, that will be fun.
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What is your game, snake?
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I am visiting my family.
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It is my family.
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It seems I have done
something to upset you.
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I am not upset.
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You should tell the vein in your neck.
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Only Bob can look at my neck.
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Maybe you should eat something.
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You're always agitated
when you're hungry.
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You need to leave.
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I would like to wait
until my son gets home.
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I will have him call you,
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just like I have done
for the last 12 years.
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Enough!
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I am here, and there is
nothing you can do about it,
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so stop your whining.
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Ta-da!
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Mummy, you are a vision.
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Abishola, take the picture.
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Tayo, get in this.
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I will tag you.
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Come.
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Bob?
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Bob!
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- Bob!
- What? What?
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I've been thinking.
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I've been sleeping.
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This is only the beginning
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of what Tayo is going to put us through.
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Uh-huh.
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We need to take back
control of our lives.
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Sure.
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By starting a new one. In Chicago.
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- What?
- He has taken my family.
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There's no need for us to stay.
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Well, what about my family?
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Why would he want them?
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We're not going anywhere.
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- Come here.
- Oh.
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Come here.
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Now, look, I'm not gonna sugarcoat it.
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This sucks.
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- It sucks a big one.
- Mm.
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Here's an idea.
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Instead of letting him
take our happiness,
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let's really rub it in his face.
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I'm listening.
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Well, when he shows up,
we'll drown him in PDA.
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Hold hands, kiss, hug.
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I could also squeeze your buns.
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Hey, that's good thinking.
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The point is, we got this.
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Okay.
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What do you say?
Should we get some sleep?
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Yes.
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Mmm.
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Hey!
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I'm just practicing.
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Gloria, what do you need?
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Dr. Bradford, this is Abishola.
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- Hello.
- Pleasure to meet you.
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I hope to be a doctor one day myself.
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- Hmm.
- She's a therapist.
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Oh.
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I hope to be a real doctor.
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What's happening here?
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I wanted you two to talk.
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About my surgery?
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About her anger.
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I am not on the clock.
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This is very unprofessional.
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Be nice. I'm shaving you later.
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I am sorry she's bothering you.
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You have unresolved issues
with your ex-husband,
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you'd never go to therapy on your own,
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and she's willing to help.
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No, I'm not!
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Before I leave, do you need anything?
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Yes. Can you take her with you?
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After my surgery,
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you and I should speak
about your boundary issues.
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Oh, now you're on the clock.
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Thank you for including me in this.
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Of course.
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It is a church men's group.
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All are welcome... except women.
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- Sorry I'm late.
- Uh, don't apologize to me.
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Apologize to God.
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My bad.
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- Bob.
- Tayo.
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Tunde.
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So, we'll be seeing you at church, too?
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Ah. I am a man of God.
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Well, God bless ya.
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I see you brought some beer.
That's very generous.
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Yeah, I didn't want to show up
empty-handed... or uninvited.
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That reminds me, Uncle.
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I thought your friends
might enjoy a gift...
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from Cuba.
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Tayo brought some Cuban cigars!
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And Bob has brought enough
beers for five people.
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Well, I can't smoke.
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I don't want to get cigar breath.
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Your ex-wife and I have a
pretty hot date night planned.
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Mm. Good for you.
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Yeah, it is.
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'Cause we're so in love.
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Thinking about taking her on
a little getaway this summer.
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You ever been to Fiji?
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- Yes, I went there with Abishola.
- All right, listen.
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You're at Auntie and Uncle's,
you're at the house,
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now you're here.
We're a little Tayo'd out.
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I see.
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Abishola asked you to say something.
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This is coming from me.
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If you say so.
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I do. If you're gonna be
in Detroit for business,
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we got to figure out a
way to make this work
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so it doesn't drive everybody nuts.
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I understand.
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- Really?
- Absolutely.
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- Well, good.
- I can see that my being here
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is putting a strain on your marriage.
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It's not.
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You are obviously threatened by me.
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I'm not threatened.
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Okay.
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- I just told you we had a hot date.
- Mm-hmm.
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Usually people who
have a healthy sex life
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don't have to plan it out.
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Next time you come over, you'll see.
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She gets real grabby.
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They also don't have to brag about it.
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I'm not bragging, I'm telling the truth.
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Abishola and I have plenty of sex!
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Bob, please,
this is a Christian meeting.
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You're a real pain in the idi.
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Idi means ass.
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Pack your bags.
We're moving' to Chicago.
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What happened?
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Guess who showed up at men's group
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and embarrassed me in
front of my God friends?
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Oh, no...
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As soon as Tayo spoke,
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I just wanted to punch
him in his smug face.
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I'm glad you did not.
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I wouldn't have wanted to miss that.
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I don't know why I thought I
could reason with that guy.
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He is not reasonable.
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Yeah, you tried to tell me,
but in my head,
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I was saying, "It's not that bad,
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she's being Abishola about it."
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"Abishola about it"?
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Well, you know how you can get.
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I do not. Tell me.
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That doesn't matter.
The point is, you're right.
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The point has changed.
271
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When you worry about something,
272
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you have a tendency to jump
to the worst-case scenario.
273
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Which I find endearing.
274
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I do not do that.
275
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Honey, when Dele got his hair braided,
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you said he was going to prison.
277
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He still might.
278
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Okay. My mistake.
279
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- It was.
- Let's just drop it.
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Great idea.
281
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Maybe we don't even need to talk at all.
282
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Honey, come on. Tayo wants us to fight.
283
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I'll let you squeeze my buns!
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- Karo.
- Ah.
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E karo, Mummy. I was just cleaning up.
287
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I know you slept on the couch.
288
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I saw you when I came out
to watch Jimmy Kimmel.
289
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I just dozed off.
290
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I also heard every word
of your argument with Bob.
291
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Do I always think about
the worst-case scenario?
292
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Of course. That is how I raised you.
293
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Bob thinks it is a bad thing.
294
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Because Bob has never
faced any hardship.
295
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I do worry a lot.
296
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You are supposed to.
297
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When you consider the
worst-case scenario,
298
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you can stop it from happening.
299
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Exactly.
300
00:13:21,389 --> 00:13:23,914
You have overcome many
obstacles in your life.
301
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Anyone who questions how you did that
302
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does not understand your strength.
303
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- Thank you, Mummy.
- Mm.
304
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If those people on the
Titanic thought like us,
305
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they would still be alive today.
306
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I don't think they would.
307
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That was about 100 years ago.
308
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Shut up! I am helping you.
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All right, Wi-Fi should be good to go.
311
00:13:57,635 --> 00:14:00,559
Ah, someday you must
explain your trick to me.
312
00:14:01,648 --> 00:14:04,606
I unplug it and then I plug it back in.
313
00:14:06,260 --> 00:14:07,653
You are so handy.
314
00:14:08,425 --> 00:14:10,221
- Don't mention it.
- And kind.
315
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Okay, thanks.
316
00:14:12,092 --> 00:14:14,878
You also have an incredible
memory for sports scores.
317
00:14:15,008 --> 00:14:16,314
Super Bowl 16, go.
318
00:14:16,444 --> 00:14:18,577
Niners 26, Bengals 21.
319
00:14:18,708 --> 00:14:20,535
What the hell is going on right now?
320
00:14:21,306 --> 00:14:22,624
We just thought you might like
321
00:14:22,755 --> 00:14:25,018
a reminder of how special you are.
322
00:14:26,587 --> 00:14:27,599
Why?
323
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Just in case someone's arrival
324
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has someone feeling insecure.
325
00:14:34,811 --> 00:14:36,682
The one "someone" is Tayo.
326
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The other "someone" is you.
327
00:14:41,531 --> 00:14:43,776
The guy's a little annoying,
but I'm fine.
328
00:14:43,907 --> 00:14:45,909
The Bob I know would never shout
329
00:14:46,039 --> 00:14:48,999
about how many times he
makes love to my niece.
330
00:14:50,522 --> 00:14:52,698
Yeah, that wasn't great.
331
00:14:52,829 --> 00:14:54,918
What can I say?
The guy gets under my skin.
332
00:14:55,048 --> 00:14:58,269
Oh, it is natural for you to
be a little threatened by him.
333
00:14:58,399 --> 00:14:59,966
You are worried we love him
334
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more than we love you.
335
00:15:02,200 --> 00:15:04,101
You got me. That's the issue.
336
00:15:05,842 --> 00:15:08,932
Doesn't it feel good to say it?
337
00:15:10,211 --> 00:15:12,762
Put your fears to rest. You are our Bob.
338
00:15:12,892 --> 00:15:14,938
And no one can replace that.
339
00:15:15,068 --> 00:15:16,330
Thank you.
340
00:15:18,052 --> 00:15:20,820
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341
00:15:22,106 --> 00:15:23,816
As soon as I found out
the truth about Tayo,
342
00:15:23,947 --> 00:15:25,905
I came straight here.
343
00:15:26,036 --> 00:15:28,212
Well, I called Gloria
to tell her I was right,
344
00:15:28,342 --> 00:15:29,953
and then I came straight here.
345
00:15:31,084 --> 00:15:32,390
What did you find out?
346
00:15:32,520 --> 00:15:34,653
Well, first of all, I learned that
347
00:15:34,784 --> 00:15:38,135
my Nigerian gossip network
is as strong as ever.
348
00:15:39,614 --> 00:15:40,833
Would you like to know
who is going to win
349
00:15:40,964 --> 00:15:42,021
the next election?
350
00:15:42,052 --> 00:15:43,967
Just tell me about Tayo.
351
00:15:44,097 --> 00:15:46,099
Fine. Waste your vote.
352
00:15:48,227 --> 00:15:50,582
Tayo is not just here for work.
353
00:15:50,712 --> 00:15:52,323
He's a snake.
354
00:15:52,453 --> 00:15:55,108
A slithering sidewinder.
355
00:15:56,997 --> 00:16:00,505
The promotion is real,
but he only applied for it
356
00:16:00,635 --> 00:16:03,813
because his wife in
Nigeria has left him.
357
00:16:03,943 --> 00:16:05,510
Oluwa mi o.
358
00:16:05,640 --> 00:16:09,122
Oh, save the oluwa mi o
for the coup de grâce.
359
00:16:09,253 --> 00:16:12,038
- What is it?
- The pièce de résistance.
360
00:16:13,027 --> 00:16:15,476
- Kemi.
- Okay.
361
00:16:15,607 --> 00:16:17,435
Tayo's wife has left him
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00:16:17,565 --> 00:16:19,089
for his brother.
363
00:16:19,219 --> 00:16:20,233
No!
364
00:16:20,871 --> 00:16:22,788
Yes.
365
00:16:25,168 --> 00:16:27,793
That look on your face
is all the thanks I need.
366
00:16:29,360 --> 00:16:31,101
But also, you should thank me.
367
00:16:32,580 --> 00:16:35,366
- Hey.
- Hello, Bob.
368
00:16:36,715 --> 00:16:38,108
How are you, my love?
369
00:16:38,851 --> 00:16:39,979
"My love." Wow.
370
00:16:40,110 --> 00:16:41,589
I kind of thought you'd
still be mad at me.
371
00:16:42,590 --> 00:16:44,114
That is in the past.
372
00:16:44,244 --> 00:16:46,594
The most wonderful thing has happened.
373
00:16:46,725 --> 00:16:49,032
Tayo's life has fallen apart.
374
00:16:50,816 --> 00:16:52,035
That's great.
375
00:16:52,165 --> 00:16:53,236
Yes.
376
00:16:55,014 --> 00:16:57,083
I'm so happy for you both.
377
00:17:03,585 --> 00:17:07,217
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378
00:17:08,660 --> 00:17:10,749
Your credit is impeccable.
379
00:17:10,880 --> 00:17:11,881
And it would be nice
380
00:17:12,011 --> 00:17:13,082
to have you across the hall.
381
00:17:13,112 --> 00:17:14,753
It really would.
382
00:17:15,639 --> 00:17:18,365
But your application has been denied.
383
00:17:20,038 --> 00:17:21,077
Sorry.
384
00:17:21,989 --> 00:17:23,048
What is the problem?
385
00:17:23,079 --> 00:17:25,677
We are Team Bob.
386
00:17:27,853 --> 00:17:31,081
He won't like bumping into you
every time he comes to visit.
387
00:17:31,116 --> 00:17:32,292
That does not matter.
388
00:17:32,423 --> 00:17:35,165
It matters to Bob, so it matters to us.
389
00:17:35,295 --> 00:17:36,470
You are going to reject me
390
00:17:36,601 --> 00:17:38,211
because he is an insecure little baby?
391
00:17:38,342 --> 00:17:39,909
Hey, watch your mouth.
392
00:17:40,039 --> 00:17:42,607
He is our insecure little baby.
393
00:17:44,130 --> 00:17:45,958
Have a blessed day.
394
00:17:48,656 --> 00:17:50,223
It is a shame.
395
00:17:50,354 --> 00:17:52,182
I was going to offer
you one year's rent.
396
00:17:53,410 --> 00:17:54,619
Up front.
397
00:18:00,668 --> 00:18:03,367
We are reconsidering your application.
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